Heterosexual Questionnaire

1.    What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.    When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3.    Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4.    Could it be that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5.    If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex‚ how can you be sure you wouldn’t prefer that?
6.    To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
7.    Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
8.    Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
9.    Would you want your children to be heterosexual‚ knowing the problems they’d face?
10.A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual men. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual male teachers‚ pediatricians‚ priests‚ or scoutma‎sters?
11.With all the societal support for marriage‚ the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
12.Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
13.Considering the menace of overpopulation‚ how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
14.Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
15.Heterosexuals are notorious for assigning themselves and one another rigid‚ stereotyped sex roles. Why must you cling to such unhealthy role-playing?
16.With the sexually segregated living conditions of military life‚ isn’t heterosexuality incompatible with military service?
17.How can you enjoy an emotionally fulfilling experience with a person of the other sex when there are such vast differences between you? How can a man know what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
18.Shouldn’t you ask your far-out straight cohorts‚ like skinheads and bornagains‚ to keep quiet? Wouldn’t that improve your image?
19.Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
20.Why do you attribute heterosexuality to so many famous lesbian and gay people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?
21.How can you hope to actualize your God-given homosexual potential if you limit yourself to exclusive‚ compulsive heterosexuality?
22.There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. After all‚ you never deliberately chose to be a heterosexual‚ did you? Have you considered aversion therapy or Heterosexuals Anonymous?
 
1.    What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.    When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
4.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
5.    Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6.    Heterosexuals have histories of failure in gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
7.    If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex‚ how do you know that you wouldn’t prefer that?
8.    If heterosexuality is normal‚ why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
9.    To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
10.Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me so long as you don’t try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
11.If you should choose to nurture children‚ would you want them to be heterosexual‚ knowing the problems they would face?
12.The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
13.Why do you insist on being so obvious‚ and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
14.How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive‚ exclusive‚ heterosexual object choice‚ and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal‚ healthy‚ God-givenhomosexual potential?
15.Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other narrowly restricted‚ stereotyped sex-roles.Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
16.How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex‚ when the obvious‚ biological‚ and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman sexually‚ or vice versa?
17.Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
18.With all the societal support marriage receives‚ the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
19.Shouldn’t you ask the fringe straight types‚ like swingers‚ Hell’s Angels‚ and Jesus freaks‚ to conform more? Wouldn’t that improve your image?
20.How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual‚ considering the menace of overpopulation?
21.There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
22.Do heterosexuals hate or distrust others of the same sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
23.Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
24.Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective and unbiased? Don’t you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own feelings?
 
1.    What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.    When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of members of the same sex?
5.    Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6.    If heterosexuality is normal‚ why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
7.    To whom have you disclosed your heterosexuality? How did they react?
8.    The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals (95%). Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
9.    Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted‚ stereotyped sex roles. Why do you cling to such an unhealthy form of role playing?
10.Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
11.There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that you might be able to use to change your sexual orientation. Have you considered aversion therapy to treat your sexual orientation?
12.Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
13.Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?
14.If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex‚ how do you know you wouldn’t prefer that?
15.Why do you insist on being so obvious and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
 
1.    What do you think caused you to be heterosexual?
2.    When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you will out-grow?
4.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from bad experiences with people of the same sex?
5.    If you’ve never been sexually or romantically involved with a person of the same sex‚ is it possible that all you need is a good same-sex partner?
6.    Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends know? How did they react?
7.    Why do you heterosexuals insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what you are and keep it quiet? Is it really necessary to see heterosexuals on TV and in the media?
8.    Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to recruit others in to their lifestyle?
9.    Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
10.A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11.Just what do men and women do together in bed?
12.Even with all the societal support marriage receives‚ the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
13.Considering the global problem of overpopulation‚ why are heterosexuals so careless about ha‎ving children?
14.How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural‚ healthy homosexual potential?
15.Statistics show that heterosexuals are most affected by STI s‚ and that lesbians have the lowest incidence of STIs. Is it really safe for a woman to have a heterosexual lifestyle and ru n the risk of disease and pregnancy?
16.There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying therapy?
17.Would you want your children to be heterosexual‚ knowing the problems they’d face?
 
1.    What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2.    When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?
3.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4.    Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a fear of others of the same sex?
5.    If you have never slept with a member of your own sex‚ is it possible that you might be gay if you tried it?
6.    If heterosexuality is normal‚ why are so many mental patients heterosexual?
7.    Why do you heterosexual people try to seduce others into your lifestyle?
8.    Why do you flaunt your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
9.    The great majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
10.With all the societal support that marriage receives‚ the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexual people?
11.Why are heterosexual people so promiscuous?
12.Would you want your children to be heterosexual‚ knowing the problems they would face‚ such as heartbreak‚ disease‚ and divorce?
 
 
 
 

Rochlin‚ M (1995) ‘The Language of Sex: The Heterosexual Questionnaire’‚ in Gender in the 1900s: Images‚ Realities‚ and Issues‚ ed. Nelson‚ E.D. and Robinson‚ B. W. Nelson Canada: Toronto. Pp. 38-39.